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Greetings, Friends and Subscribers,
Happy Standard Time—not!
Apologies again for my Covid-absence last Sunday. I appreciate your inquiries into my health and wellness.
Well, I’m back. Aside from being a little bit easier-to-fatigue, I have only one remaining symptom. It’s not really a symptom, though. It’s more like I’m The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat except in my case I’m The Woman Who Woke Up and Never Wanted A Cup Of Coffee Again. For anyone who knows me, this is just about as weird as me mistaking someone for a hat. I don’t know what is going on. I simply don’t desire it. I don’t want it. I don’t think about it. This is not normal for me.
Maybe I got bonked on the head and didn’t realize it before I took the Paxlovid. Or maybe I actually did bonk myself in the head during the pre-Paxlovid period of time when my head already felt like it was being bashed in. Anyway, it’s weird and dislocating. It’s a mental version of looking in the mirror and not recognizing myself. I will report in after my first latté if the coffee gene kicks in again.
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See you from the West Coast next Sunday! …unless I get a Paxlovid rebound and can’t go again!